The film Snakes on a Plane was recently released to the delight of snakes and planes everywhere. Sure, we all had fun going to the movie and unleashing poisonous snakes in the theatre, but life isn't just about unleashing snakes into theatres. Life is about unleashing venomous snakes into the theatres again and again until you get a piece of that American Dream. I present here a list of sequels that dares to dream those dream.

Snakes on a Plane 2: Revenge of General Pyramus- In the sequel, the titular snakes once again attack the wrong plane with once again with the wrong bad-ass-motherfucker aboard. Snake General Raymond Pyramus leads his troop consisting of mostly pitbulls (the majorty of snakes in the world were killed in the first movie) to terrorize the plane. What Pyramus didn't account for is a head on collision with Catholic deity St Patrick, aboard in first class. St Patrick (Regis Philbin) drives the snakes out of the plane just like he did in 5th century Ireland. But then he quickly finds himself outmatched by a legion of pitbulls. After having eaten Saint Patrick, the dogs quickly grew guilty of conscience, and decide to convert to Catholocism. They repent by calming the passengers down and safely landing the aircraft.

Total Recall 2: Totally Recalled- I would really love to see a four-titted woman this time. That is all.

He's Got Game 2: Shut Up and Jam- Though I loved certain parts of the original, the rest was garbage. For example, I hated the part in the movie where Denzel Washington is trying to encourage Ray Allen to persevere through adversity and get college educated. But I loved that 20 second montage of Allen shooting hoops. My fix for the sequel: Have the characters play basketball for the entire duration of the film. Don't give me any of that dialogue bullshit neither- Shut up and jam.

Monster 2: Undying Requiem- Critics everywhere loved Monster and the performance of star Charlize Theron. But here's my question: where were the fuck were the monsters? Are you kidding me?

My Father is a Shrimp 2: Gone Shrimpin'- I'm a sucker for romantic comedies with a twist, but the ending for this particular flick left much to be desired. I hope the sequel is eventually realized, because My Father is a Shrimp 2 would be the perfect movie to snuggle up with a loved one with.

Ray 2: Ray of Light- The first film chornicled the life of Stevie Ray, morbid angel of death and despair. In the sequel, I'd like to the film center around Ray Raymono. Because he's just as good as Stevie Ray, and twice as funny. He has a wife named Debra.

Blast From the Past 2: Bombs Away- We all had a blast watching the first Blast From The Past, given. Yet disspointment was the order of the day due to the blast movie failed to deliver. Nevermind being from the past, there were hardly any explosions at all. I think you know where to go from here. Also, I'd like to see Christoper Walken heat up two Dr. Peppers this time. That is all.